In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week
I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP
i wonder how i look genderbend,short and hot,or average height and hot?
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
listen to me
paris hilton’s BOYFRIEND released a SEX TAPE featuring her and everyone made jokes about it FOR YEARS AND YEARS you STILL see jokes being made about it on tumblr TODAY
a woman filmed a video of justin bieber SLEEPING FULLY CLOTHED for 15 SECONDS and you’re all saying how “invasive and rude” it was and how she’s a “horrible person”
please check your internalized misogyny at the door bc i am not here for it.
And if you DO like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.
I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important.
reblogging again because this is the best thing ever
Never gets old…
NO BUT THE “fat” IS THE BEST OMFG
Sherlock blocks with John!
Holy shit this is amazing. “Fat”.
My suicide date 11/21/13. 11/20/13 will be 5 years since my grandma died and I wanna be with her. I’m to tired to live any longer. It gives me time to get everything together. I’m to far gone to be helped I’m sorry. I’m already collecting pills and they are sleeping pills. I’m sorry. If I have to live more than 2 months in my abusive fathers house ill kill myself sooner. #ana #anorexic #anorexia #blithe #suicide #suicidal #abused #grandma #5yrs #worthless #tired #pills #overdosed #OD #dying
I know your grandma wouldn’t want you to do this!
I’m sure there is more people then you think who care!
RELBOG THIS TO GET THIS GIRL HELP! For get about the kawaii Asian fashion and all for one second and actually try to save a life!
your reblog could save a life, I don’t care if it doesn’t go with what kind of blog you run, you will fucking reblog this.
Please don’t kill yourself. Right now it sounds like you think that you don’t have anything to lose, but in reality you have everything. Forget your dad and remember your grandmother. Think about all of the people who you can meet and will meet if you only allow yourself the time. Know that good things do happen to people and you do deserve to be alive when it happens to you too. Yeah, I know that life isn’t all sunshines and rainbows, but it isn’t a bottomless pit either. If you want to rest a bit, then take a breather, but keep climbing. You are going to get out of here and you are going to get out alive. Just because you feel like you’re breaking doesn’t make you broken. You are stronger than you think and you are stronger than this shit. Hold your chin up for the people you haven’t met yet, be brave for yourself when you get older, and keep on holding on so that when you reach the top, you can turn around and say “I made it”. I promise that things will get better. I also promise that I’m real, that I care, and I’m not the only one who does. Please don’t kill yourself. You are worth so much more than you give yourself credit for.
This beautiful dancer is Carla Laemmle. One of our last direct links to the world of silent cinema, she turns 104 today. Born in 1909 with the given name Rebecca, she later changed her name to Carla.The niece of Universal Studios founder Carl Laemmle, she danced as the prima ballerina in the first American horror feature film, The Phantom of the Opera (1925), and spoke the first line of dialogue in the first sound horror film, Dracula (1931).
so this happened
I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
probably the highest quality gif I’ve seen in a while
and it’s a snail
I thought snails would transform into butterflies